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Blogging Is A Dialect: Do You Speak It?

Blogging Is A Dialect: Do You Speak It?

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I have a vivid memory of using the word "idiosyncrasy" in fifth grade during a group project. I didn't know the definition, just the word. This enraged a boy named Chance to the point where he spit on me and encouraged everyone else to do so. We all fought on the floor until the teacher pulled us apart.

I don't blame the little ruffian, even though his favorite game was putting a bucket on his head and charging the wall. It was my fault. I'm a librarian and have always been one at heart. My parents pushed learning, curiosity, and books and that was the boy they created.

I failed to speak the dialect of my peers, and took my knocks for it. And on your blog, not speaking the right dialect can cost you relationships and readers.

What is a dialect?

Here's one heinous example from a terrible poem by Fred Emerson Brooks called Foreigners on Santa Claus:

The bonnie Scotchman niver doot
Wi' Scots Wauhai!
That Santa Claus goes a' aboot . . .

Oh, man. This eventually leads to:

We have ze Santa Claus een France
We see him when we get ze chance

But dialects don't necessarily involve bad accents.

Let's include jargon as well. Doctors speak the dialect of medicine, bodybuilders speak the dialect of pec-tasticness, bloggers speak the dialect of plugins and trackbacks and tweets. Being fluent in the various dialects of your readers is a major key to successful blogging.

If something sucks, just say it sucks

The late, great David Foster Wallace wrote a wonderful essay about grammar wars (they do exist) in his book Consider the Lobster.

He suggests that the kids who know the big words on the playground are future social misfits. If what we might call "book talk" is your only dialect, you run the risk of alienating anyone who doesn't communicate in that way. The more dialects you know, the more people you can make a connection with.

Wallace describes a boy striking out during a little league T-Ball game. Which of the following scenarios will serve him best with his peer group?

He shouts "How incalculably dreadful!"
He shouts "That sucks!" and stalks to the dugout.
He roars and slams his bat into the ground before bursting into tears of rage (been there).

Most kids on the bench will identify more with the kid who shouts, "That sucks!"

Why write anything in a style that creates distance with your readers?

Successful blogging = relationships

If you've ever read Copyblogger before, you know any commandments and buzzwords of traffic building that I could quote you.

The call to action
Content is king
Write about your passion
Write what you know
Be genuine
Write well
Use your freaking spell checker
Reciprocity

And so on . . . .

Why do you do any of these things? So readers won't leave you. So they might even feel like coming back again tomorrow.

When you speak your readers' language, you solidify the relationship. And that lets you use all the other copywriting techniques in the most productive way possible.

How do you learn the dialect of your readers?

Unless your blog has been a colossal failure, you probably already know the lingo readers want from you.

Look at your progress so far. It will show you how well you've been getting your message across.

What do readers want from you? What problems do you solve? Why are they reading your blog?

These questions should be in your head from day one.

If readers return often and your links grow steadily, you're fine. Your relationships are solid and your language is appropriate to your goals.

But watch for warning signs. Beware of plummeting stats or emails that say: "Attention! I've noticed that you're behaving like an imbecile and I hate you."

Reevaluate often.

When in doubt, keep it simple

Here are some guidelines for writing that builds better relationships.

Don't use elaborate words when simple ones will do.
Select words with your audience in mind.
The goal is to help your readers, not impress yourself. Let someone else be the smartest person in the room (or the blog).
There is no Nobel Prize for beautiful blogging. If you have literary aspirations, either write for a literary readership or write a book.
Break long sentences into shorter sentences when possible.
Learn when you can break the style rules — being too inflexible with your writing can get school-marmish if you're too fussy.
Be yourself. If your readers expect you to say that something "sucks," don't say that it's "incalculably dreadful" instead.

If you take nothing else from this

If I could say one thing today and make it stick, it would be this:

Don't fall in love with your own cleverness, smarts, or talent. Let your readers and results reward your efforts. Forget what you think you know about yourself for a while.

Be humble and have fun. Remember, you're here to help, not impress. After all, parroting a few big words didn't make wiping that spit off my face any fun back in the fifth grade.

And in case you’re wondering…

I won that fight. Big time.

About the Author: Josh Hanagarne writes World's Strongest Librarian, a blog with advice about coping with Tourette's Syndrome, book recommendations, buying pants when you're 6'8", old-time strongman training, and so much more. Please subscribe to Josh's Stronger, Smarter, Better Newsletter to stay in touch.